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四人搞笑小品短剧本
篇一:八人小品剧本
序言：江南四大才子相信大家都知道。相信大家也会喜欢他们。过了今天我相信你们会更喜欢他们的。听说此次到来还有秘密任务哦！现在有请文征明，祝枝山，周文宾，还有文涛武略，上知天文，下知地理，人称玉树临风迷失人生小书童兼江南四大才子渔业代理总公司总经理唐伯虎。
（第一幕：火车站初临）（注：上台~前三人手拿纸扇，唐伯虎手拿小型电风扇，四人站定台后，音乐响起杜德伟的<脱掉>.四人走台步上前（参考《唐伯虎点秋香》） 祝枝山：今天咱们四大才子有幸来此地游玩，看到如此美妙的夜景！我顿觉诗兴大发啊！三位兄台，不若咱们吟诗一首如何？
其他三人:好，好，正有此意。
祝枝山：那小弟先来一句，(做深思样),啊,人真多.
文征明：啊！风真爽！(其余三人动作配合，用手中工作扇和吹)
周文宾：啊!,啊,啊秋 唐伯虎：周兄此句真有一鸣惊人之效，小弟佩服！小弟也来一句：.....（待定）
(其余三人动作配合,做佩服样)
周文宾:哎,唐兄,来带我们游玩的那些导游在哪呢？听说是广东路路通学院的四大酷哥啊。
唐伯虎：确是不凡，但凡不同一般的人都不会有如斯突出的
才气啊，那可不是一般的突出，那是特别的出众。（四人上场，动作） 祝枝山：不知道唐兄所说的是否为前面四位别具一格的仁兄呢。（指着四大酷哥）
旁白：（不愧是大城市啊，林子大了什么鸟都有） 四大才子走到四大酷哥面前 唐伯虎上前一步问：请问，四位是否广东路路通学院机电系的四大酷哥啊？
四人回过头回答：A君：没错 （配音：大唐双龙传主题曲）
B君：我们就是
C君：一朵梨花压海棠
4人一起：人见人爱，车见车载的机电系四大酷哥啦！ A君：这是我们的证件。（四人拿出证件，分别是学生证 出生证 光棍证 拿一个出来说一个名字）
唐伯虎：哇！怪不得有如此惊人的魄力，确属不凡啊！ 四人问：见你们穿着不凡，是否为江南四大咸鱼佬。
唐伯虎：我们正是江南四大才子。（音乐响起张明敏的《一剪梅》，四人唱歌，四大酷哥伴舞）
（唱完后A君四人鼓掌。然后对着观众说，暗号正确，看来的确是四大才子了）
A君：四位长路漫漫来到此地，如今天色已晚，游玩也是不
便。不如带各位到有间客栈休息，如何。
（一人拿着有间客栈字样的牌子走过）
四才子：如此正好，仁兄请带路。
第二幕：（到广东路路通学院）
(报幕)：唐伯虎四人休息了一晚，到了第二天，一大早便要求四大酷哥带他们到了广东路路通学院游玩,因为其他三位酷哥要上课.便由A君陪同四大才子逛校园.
A君:四位才子,不知道你们想观看什么呢?我是知无不言,言无不尽.~~ 唐伯虎：其实我们此次受邀到这里游玩，不单是为了玩耍。而是要在这里了解一下新时代的校园，准备在江南开办一所古今结合中西合并的学院，学院的名字都想好了就叫（乱七八糟学院）。
A君：那你找对人了，我们学院是多元素学院。只有你想不到的，没有你看不到的，这不是我瞎吹，你们跟我来看一下就知道了。
四人：请带路
A君：（动作：往前看。）排序：花花世界文学社团——东倒西歪舞蹈社团——拳打脚踢武术社团——各类社团是数不胜数啊？
动作介绍：
文学社团：一个手拿着书的人摇头晃脑念让暴风雨来的更猛
烈些吧!
舞蹈社团：三男跳恰恰舞，从台前跳过。
武术社团：一人倒立从台前走过,一个拿着双截棍挥舞，随着A君的解说 ，挥舞更快，结果被打到头晕倒。(伴奏:男儿当自强)
A君台词：前面两个社团只说名字。后面说武术社团详细介绍。武术是中国5000年来的精华，我们的学院的拳打脚踢武术社团更是十八般武艺样样精通，尤其双截棍是我们学院的骄傲。双截棍曾经获得耍一招倒一个第一名奖项.......（这里舞双截棍演员敲到头晕倒了）
文征明：不愧是大学院！双截棍都有此等风采~~我看好你们哦~~~
A君：我也看好我哟！嘿嘿......不过，我是不会骄傲的。（动作：表情前面骄傲。后面严肃）
祝枝山：听说学院的高新技术产品颇多啊！
A君：却有此事，诸位想看？（这里可加音乐.建议007音乐） 四人：拜托了。
（一个人拿桌子上来桌上有锤子和铁块、锤头..... 开始假敲）
(动作:A君带四人围到桌子前)
A君:这便是我们学院的骄傲，航天飞机零件都是从这里出的。 周文宾：不知兄台所说的航天飞机是何物？
A君;航天飞机，这个嘛 是——大风筝。这个大风筝啦！高度机密。(掉人胃口的表情动作)
周文宾：可我看这物件好像锤子啊！
A君;很多物体看表面是看不出内在美的，比如，你看我觉得有深度吗?
祝枝山：不怎么觉得！
A君动作：拿出眼镜带上问：这样呢？
祝枝山;很有深度，的确！都60000度了。(道具:贴着60000度字样的大眼镜)
唐伯虎:那兄台是否能告诉我们，此为何物呢？
A君厚着脸皮道！！！
A君;这刚才不是说了，是高新技术~是机密！
（拿锤子的人抬起头说：这其实就是个锤子......）
A君：原来如此，我个人认为，航天器上是需要锤子的 四人：动作............鄙视.........
A君:好了，接下来带你们去吃东西，叫花鸡公司的产品.......土里土气鸡翅...........
四人跟着走：边走祝枝山边问:”这土里土气鸡翅有什么名堂”........
A君答：其实他还是鸡翅。
落幕..........
第三幕（送别）
英语话剧剧本八人组
篇二:八人小品剧本
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》
广西财经学院 木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头） The little girl （小女子） The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒)
大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX......
Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......
第一幕
旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
（小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.
老妈：（看见唐僧面生，便过来询问）师傅，你们是打哪来啊？
唐僧（走到老头和老妈子面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？）Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。） 老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去躲避。
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
老妈：高僧啊，你们一定要抓住那个妖怪，我女儿可不能嫁给妖怪啊！”Monks, you can seize the devil ah, my daughter can't marry the devil!
唐僧：竟有此等妖怪在此！那妖怪长什么模样？
老头：那妖怪肥头大耳有长鼻，还有一个很厉害的武器！”
老妈：以前还幻化为人形，欺骗我们，高僧可要当心啊。”
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you八人小品剧本。
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
第二幕
旁白：猪妖要来了，老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖，小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。孙悟空很镇定，不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。Pig monster is coming, the old man a scared to stand up to mix body shaking, little women scared straight to mom arms. The master and the old man family hide into the room .The Monkey King is very calm, leisurely and hide in the door, revealing a red sleeve. (猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。)
八戒：Darling, here I am.
旁白：猪八戒见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。The Pig to see nothing happened, feel strange, looking into the house, see above a red sleeve, a clap hands in delight.
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
(猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。)
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。 Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
(小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。)
第三幕背媳妇
旁白：八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。Pig eight quit to hold little lady went inside drill. Darling to make an appearance, and eight quit to pull back.
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
（两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。）
小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？
Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。
Darling, Let's go.
小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let’s go.
（音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。）
八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
（继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。）
八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。I here!
小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
英语戏剧剧本适合8人演
篇三:八人小品剧本
Position or Friend
BCDE在食堂吃饭，CD坐在对方对面的位置，E在D的旁边，在聊今天的食物，聊的很欢，A端着一瓶饮料兴奋走过来
A:Hello,buddies.remember when we are trying to figure out what that smell coming from professor tom’s office was ?
B：yeah?
A:it turns out it was professor tom.dead at his desk for two weeks.just like the student in 南昌航空大学
B:oh my god .
C:that is terrible.
A:the department is asking that everyone donate a bottle of deodorant instead of flowers .
D:if we are going to chang the topic from the food ,i will be okay with my new haircut or how great a film the iron man is .
B:show a little compassion .a man died .
A：and turned into a puddle of goo.now we can either sit around and cry over professor tom or....we can rejoice in the knowledge that a tenured position has just opened up .i choose to do the latter.
D excuse me .the whole tenure system is ridiculous .a guaranteed job for life only encourages the stuff to be lazy .if we want science to advance ,people should have chips implanted in their brains that explode when they say sth stupid .
E:well ,i believe people do their best work when they feel safe and secure.
D把手放在E脑袋上演示炸弹爆炸的情形，并发出声音。
A if you want to find me ,you will find me in the office of the tenure committee.
A愉快走开，其余四人继续聊天
B are you all going to kiss the committee’s ass to get the position.you know i am not qualified so i do not need to consider it .
C no .i mean i will apply , but i am not gonna to play politics.
E yeah, me neither .it should be about the work,and if i cannot get the tenure,i’d like to see you or
D get it .
D:E,do not give B false hope in front of B like that ,you will make him sad .
C excuse me ,but i think i am just am qualified as you are .
D在C面前乱舞，仿佛要打他，C用眼神鄙视他
当晚，他们各自各别人说起这个事情
F是C的朋友，G是D的朋友，而E则是和B说起
F:so tenured means a job for life ？
Cyes
Fand they cannot fire you even you even if you are bad at it ?
C mm ,yes
F so who do you have to bribe to get the perfect job?
Ci am not gonna bribe anyone .i will let my job speak for itself .
Fthat is great .that shows a lot of integrity.
Cthank you 先笑再变脸i am a naive idiot ,right ?
F oh ,good ,you finally get back to normal .
D al-through i disagree with the tenure system,if they gave it to me ,it wouldn’t influence my excellent attitude toward my work .you know i am like the sun . I just cannot stop my bright brain working .
G are C and E are also competing for it as well ?
Dyes
Gdo they know they do not have a chance at all ?because you are so great .
D you can always find the fact .that is why i like you so much .
Gbut if you do want to get the job ,maybe you should cozy up to the people making the decision.
D genius does not do “cozy”.
G okay
D but i suppose it wouldn’t hurt to know who is on the committee.let’s see...oh ,it is H .oh dear ...
E和C边喝酒边说，有点微醉
E: it would be nice to have the increased income .you know i am bad at reducing my expense .with the money ,i can stop asking for money from my parents . You have no idea how bad it is to get money from parents at such an age .
B yes ,i understand you .
E no ,you donot ,i just want them to be a little proud of me ,just once,带点哭腔
第二天，公园H在打太极,打的很认真
D：hey H,what a coincidence .you play taiji too?
H yeah ,it is just a hobby 。
事实上D不会，在那乱打，还总是打到H，H无语，离开准备去吃早餐，这时A出现了，拿着面包，D愤然离开A朝着D的背影说
A hey ,H,i heard you liked to eat this kind of bread ,i just bought some ,how about eating together .guy ,i am sorry ,i did not bring yours .
H thank you for your breakfast .
H去办公室，发现C在门口等，手里拿着很多东西
C good morning ,H ,i heard you like to eat food produced in countryside .my mother sent one to me and i think you need it more than i do .
H摇头oh ,thankyou but i think it is not proper .
C oh please accept it .
H well ,i accept it ,but do not do it next time
C ok,goodbye .have a nice day
H进入办公室，发现里面已经站了个C，手里拿着一盆仙人掌cactus
H oh god ,what are you doing here ?how did you get in ?
C i just found your window was not closed and here i am .and i am here to give you a surprise . Isn’t it?
H yeah ,you did surprise me 无奈的
C i know you have to use computer everyday ,so i bought this for you ,it is said it helps prevent radiation .
H okay ,will you stop doing this if i accept it
C if you like
中午吃饭，BCDE重聚
B:i heard professor tom’s funeral will be held tomorrow ,will you come ?
D oh ,i already have an appointment .
C i have to go shopping for some new clothes
E my sister is coming ,i have to pick her up.
Bare you sure ,because i heard that H will be there
其余三人惊到，一口同声说，are you sure ?
葬礼现场
D带着他朋友G先到，这时E和B出现
E D,what are you doing here ?should not you be on an appointment ?
D:i am having my appointment here ,what about you？Where is your sister?
C突然带着F出现
C well well well ,fancy meeting you here .i guess this is really a good place for appointment and it even turned B into E’s sister
D but you said you are not going to come either
G突然插话
G i wonder why F is here
F i am here to support my man just like you
D what are you going to do ？
C笑了，回过头来对着F说 do it
F把外套拉链一打开，像致青春的郑微一样把胸部一提
其他人看的表情无语无奈憎恨，某些男士眼睛乱瞟
D that is really obscene
C i felt the smell of sour grape ,if you also get some ,then shoe it off
平胸G气死
G you are wasting your time .D is the the most qualified for the job,nothing is gonna change that E看不下去
E you should all be ashamed of yourself .using women to advance your career
D at least we have girlfriends to use .look at yourself ,have you got anyone to love ？You little baby
B you do what you want .but i donot want you to lose friends because of tenure .friends are forever .
沉默一阵后
C i am gonna go home and let my work speak for itself
E you are right ,i am going with you
C how about you ,D?八人小品剧本。
D 向着G
D what do you think i should do ?
G well ,you will always be successful in your career ,but i seriously question whether you will make more friends
D想了一下
D i do not want anymore ,let’s go
众人准备离开，这是A陪着H走过来了，两人在聊天，直接忽视他们的存在，他们看的火冒三丈，A 最后还不忘朝着他们做鬼脸
C no ,we can not lose to that guy
E yeah ,let’s give him some color to see see
Dwait for me ,we are coming too
猪八戒背媳妇搞笑英语话剧剧本八人组合
篇四:八人小品剧本
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》
广西财经学院 木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头） The little girl （小女子） The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒)
大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX......
Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles .......
第一幕
旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The pig is coming soon.八人小品剧本。
（小女子走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。）
悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.
老妈：（看见唐僧面生，便过来询问）师傅，你们是打哪来啊？
唐僧（走到老头和老妈子面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？）Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。） 老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去躲避。
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
老妈：高僧啊，你们一定要抓住那个妖怪，我女儿可不能嫁给妖怪啊！” Monks, you can seize the devil ah, my daughter can't marry the devil!
唐僧：竟有此等妖怪在此！那妖怪长什么模样？
老头：那妖怪肥头大耳有长鼻，还有一个很厉害的武器！”
老妈：以前还幻化为人形，欺骗我们，高僧可要当心啊。”
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
第二幕
旁白：猪妖要来了，老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖，小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。孙悟空很镇定，不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。Pig monster is coming, the old man a scared to stand up to mix body shaking, little women scared straight to mom arms. The master and the old man family hide into the room .The Monkey King is very calm, leisurely and hide in the door, revealing a red sleeve. (猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。)
八戒：Darling, here I am.
旁白：猪八戒见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。The Pig to see nothing happened, feel strange, looking into the house, see above a red sleeve, a clap hands in delight.
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
(猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。)
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。 Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
(小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。)
第三幕背媳妇
旁白：八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。Pig eight quit to hold little lady went inside drill. Darling to make an appearance, and eight quit to pull back.
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
（两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。）